Sunday, August 21, 2011

Why Coffee Is Better Than Men

By Nature, human beings are social creatures and coffee shops allow us to fulfill this need. Drinking coffee allows us to sit with friends and family and discuss various topics of our lives. Where else can you go and spend just a couple of bucks, for your coffee of choice and spend a good hour or so talking with good friends. Add a couple of comfortable chairs and pipe in some good music and you’re set.

Drinking coffee also gives us a time to take a few moments to refocus on our lives. If you are drinking a cup of coffee alone it gives us a few minutes of relaxation from this fast paced world. This is a perfect time when we can reflect on our past, present, and future. It might even be a time when we decide to make life changing decisions, such a career change, marriage, or having children.

OK, so why is coffee better than men?

A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
You can always warm coffee up.
Coffee comes with endless refills.
You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.
Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
Coffee smells and tastes good.
You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get back.
You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
A big cup or small cup? It doesn't matter.
You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.
Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
Coffee doesn't take up half your bed.

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